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Here are this week's winners for the "Cool Quotes Submitted by Users" contest:
1st Place: "It's very difficult to be great. Losers prove this point continuously." Author (Ron R.) Submitted by Ron R.
2nd Place: "You will never have anything you don't respect, including lot's of money" Author (Ben B.) Submitted by Ben B.
3rd Place: "It's difficult to appreciate the value of others when your own self assessment is over valued." Author (Mary J.) Submitted Mary J.
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"People understand contests. You take a bunch of kids throwing rocks at random and people look askance, but if you go and hold a rock-throwing contest - people understand that." Don Murray
"I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity." Albert Einstein
"Would you live with ease, do what you ought, and not what you please." Benjamin Franklin
"Cheerfulness and contentment are great beautifiers and are famous preservers of youthful looks." Charles Dickens
"A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business." Henry Ford
"One moment of a man's life is a fact so stupendous as to take the luster out of all fiction." Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Hear reason, or she'll make you feel her." Benjamin Franklin
"Silence is a friend who will never betray." Confucius
"When you have solved all the mysteries of life you long for death, for it is but another mystery of life." Kahil Gilbran
"Every revolutionary ends up either by becoming an oppressor or a heretic." Albert Camus
"Opportunities to find deeper powers within ourselves come when life seems most challenging." Joseph Campbell
"If I am to speak ten minutes, I need a week for preparation; if fifteen minutes, three days; if half an hour, two days; if an hour, I am ready now." Woodrow Wilson
"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it." Buddy Hackett
"When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back." Woody Allen
"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young." Henry Ford
"These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow." Sam Sneed
"The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever." Psalm 23 The Bible
"Reason, ruling alone, is a force confining, and passion, unattended, is a flame that burns to its own destruction. Therefore, let your soul exalt your reason to the height of passion!" Kahil Gibran
"Know the true value of time: snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination; never put off till tomorrow what you can do today." Lord Chesterfield
"Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity." Unknown
"To hear complaints with patience, even when complaints are vain, is one of the duties of friendship." Dr Samuel Johnson
"The happiness of the domestic fireside is the first boon of Heaven; and it is well it is so, since it is that which is the lot of the mass of mankind." Thomas Jefferson
"In poverty and other misfortunes of life, true friends are a sure refuge. The young they keep out of mischief; to the old they are a comfort and aid in their weakness, and those in the prime of life they incite to noble deeds." Aristotle
"Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save." Will Rogers
"A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad." Theodore Roosevelt