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"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
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"My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one."
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"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies."
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"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy."
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"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."
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"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
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"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
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"Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does."
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"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
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