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"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
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"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."
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"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible."
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"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."
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"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and have the two as close together as possible."
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"Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years."
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"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
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"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
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"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age."
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"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair."
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