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 "He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead."
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Anonymous |
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"Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box."
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Italian Proverb |
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"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
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Yogi Berra |
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"It is possible to provide security against other ills, but as far as death is concerned, we men live in a city without walls."
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Epicurus |
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"One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic."
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Josef Stalin |
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"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."
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Joe Lewis |
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"Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box."
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Wil Shriner |
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"It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
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Woody Allen |
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"How could they tell? " (upon hearing that President Coolidge had died)
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Dorothy Parker |
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"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
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George Bernard Shaw |
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