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 "I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it."
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Jack Handey |
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"You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time."
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Abraham Lincoln |
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"The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected."
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Will Rogers |
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"It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor."
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Max Eastman |
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"The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded."
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George Orwell |
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"Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? "
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George Bernard Shaw |
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"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."
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Jack Handey |
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